BETTY works hard and plays even harder. They all choose to unwind in different ways when they go BETTYland's Big City.

When in Bettyopolis, Alyson enjoys the free museums where visitors sign out world masterpieces to enjoy at home for a month at a time. The stunning Bettyopolis Library is an entire city block large and conveniently located next to the Arcade, which features perfectly conditioned Ms. Pac Man machines, Adams Family and Mars Attacks pinball, Ping Pong, Shuffleboard, a complete tequila bar and VW-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. For more complete nutrition, the 367 restaurants in town ensure that a different cuisine can be sampled every day of the year. There are 100 great music venues in town. All have calm, caring managers, incredible sound and backline. From the tiny Townsville Cafe to the big Princess Theatre tohe outdoor Yemensville Pavillion, BETTY can be found performing individually, collectivelly and with their pals all over town. They enjoy going to shows and are excited about many upcoming concerts. Alyson can't wait to see Tracy Bonham, the Toshi Reagon Band, Paris Combo, Sophia Ramos Dupree, Lenny Kravitz, The Flying Neutrinos and KISS.

Alyson cruises the extensive Bettyopolis bike trails on her trusty 21-speed, Miss Eartha. A people-friendly municipality, no cars are allowed in Bettyopolis except for the Solar Cabs and the streets are paved as smooth as fresh Cool Whip. The Monorail is safe, convenient, runs 24-hours a day and costs the equivalent of a quarter, in coin or trade. For the more adventurous, the Monorail's final mile winds up and down the towering Vulvacano. A close, but tamer approximation of that ride exists under the heading, "Millennium Force" at www.rollercoasters.com.

Elizabeth seeks out free entertainment in BETTYopolis which is boundless. She rides her 5000 Twizzler-powered Harley Davidson all over town going from timezone to timezone where she can go back or forward to see Barbra Streisand on Broadway in Funny Girl, Judy Garland live at Carnegie Hall, Billie Holliday up in Harlem, Queen in their first show in London, Mitzi Gaynor washing the men right out of her hair, one of Nirvanas shows in Seattle, Cleopatra giving her first speech to the people and the list goes on...coming back to the present day zone she straps on her Oxygen snowboard and heads up the mountain to the perfect powder for landing on your ass. Apres-snowboard she heads off to yoga for a good stretch where she never breaks a sweat,and has perfect form. She heads over to the park which is enormous and has every kind of plant know to the universe and is totally safe because there is NO crime in Bettyopolis. She works in the garden there growing fruit and flowers of intense splendor. She drinks great beer and wine and never gets drunk or has a hangover, because in Bettyopolis that just doesn't happen. All the people and animals live in harmony and converse easily using the aid of tiny translator implants. cells phone have never been invented. Sexuality and gender don't matter. everyone does everyone and could care less. For more twisted and consenting scenarios she goes along to the vulvacano.

Looking for Amy? You can always find her in one of two places. Either she's at the tables amid the jangling cacophony of the plush Bettyopolis Casino or she's steeped in luxury, mud and the latest Swedish treatments at one of the city's lavish spas.